Five minutes of footage and trailers. Hell yeah looks at how bouncy all the animation is!

Look make fun of me if you want, but Bowser's Vore Story was a fucking immaculate RPG and anyone that tells you otherwise is lying, that shit SLAPPED.

BEAUTIFUL SPRITE ART!

BEAUTIFUL MUSIC!

FUCKING FUN BATTLE MECHANICS!

WHOLESOME BROTHERLY BONDING!

ADORABLE SHENANIGANS!

LUIGI BEING BULLIED! luigi-dance

BEAN PEOPLE!

I'm really really hoping they don't fuck this one up, I've been waiting for another one of these for like... I dunno when did Inside Story come out? 14 years ago? Holy shit...

No I don't count Dream Team or Paper Jam but even those were a while ago.

Anyway let me have my fun. (But also bully me for being hyped for baby shitendo Italian gaem please)

FURURURU!

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    19 hours ago

    Nintendo's the Disney of bideo bames, but I do have to accept Mario games are generally quite good and don't get stuck in narrative ruts the way mainline Zelda titles tend to be for me (The Minish Cap was nice).

    If every Mario game was shackled to some prophecy from Mario 64 about how Mario must always go through the windows and paintings of the castle (of the kingdom that gets blown up or flooded or otherwise undone/reset over and over again), must always collect the stars, must always rescue Peach from Bowser for all time and across the multiverse over and over again forever and ever and that only Mario can wahoo and yippee and jump on stuff and punch bricks because only he has the Mushforce of Letsago, I'd think less of the series.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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      19 hours ago

      I feel like after Super Mario Wonder and The Thousand Year Door did so well, Nintendo has finally allowed their dev team get wacky with Mario games again. I hope this is the case and that Nintendo go back to that pre-WiiU era of experimentation and weirdness.

      But than again private companies and capitalism gonna be safe and dumb because investors no like. So who knows, maybe it will suck and be another Paper Jam.

      They need to be less the Disney of bideo games and more the...

      Fuck I can't think of a good cartoon studio that isn't evil as sin. Thanks capitalism.

      Ghibli maybe? Ghibli Mario would be rad as fuck.