I'm hate-reading it for my book club. It already sucks for a bunch of reasons but it's also nakedly jingoistic in ways I don't even think the author understands because I think he's just a dumb rich kid (his father is Mel Brooks).

It's a zombie apocalypse book. The baseline we're working with is: if a country is a international-community-1international-community-2 country its policies are good-to-neutral (for example Israel wisely accumulates all evidence of outbreaks and is the first to publish a report to warn the world, then is the only country to quarantine BUT SINCE THEY'RE SO WISE AND GRACIOUS THEY ALSO GRANT RIGHT OF RETURN SO PALESTINIANS CAN QUARANTINE WITH THEM) but any official enemy is disastrous evil (China hides the outbreak from the world, Russia slaughters their own troops to maintain rank, Iran starts a nuclear war). Also doesn't hesitate to slip in liberal conspiracy theories about them - the PLA makes millions selling human organs (extracted from live, unwilling subjects), Iran completes their nuclear program with assistance from DPRK.

I haven't got into the armed forces idolatry like there's so much that sucks about this book but this is the quote that made my eyes bulge out of my head:

Now, I am a good soldier, but I am also a West German. You understand the difference? In the East, they were told that they were not responsible for the atrocities of the Second World War, that as good communists, they were just as much victims of Hitler as anyone else. You understand why the skinheads and proto-fascists were mainly in the East? They did not feel the responsibility of the past, not like we did in the West. We were taught since birth to bear the burden of our grandfathers’ shame. We were taught that, even if we wore a uniform, that our first sworn duty was to our conscience, no matter what the consequences.

Fuck this dumb book how did it receive such universal praise xi-plz

  • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    The new CDC guidelines say that you can return to work or school 5 days after being reanimated

    • EstraDoll [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      holed up in my house for 2 months

      zombies everywhere, no hope in sight

      MRAP turned technical blazes around the corners, kills scores of zombies, coast is finally clear

      doors open, it's my landlord with the county sheriff evicting me because i haven't paid rent in two months

      guy complains that i'm never getting my deposit back with all the blood everywhere