• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
    ·
    2 months ago

    Pet theory: The reason fundies hate/are scared of witchcraft is that it doesn't need to be sanctioned. I put in time, money, went to Sunday School and I even didn't covet anyone's wives, dammit. You can't just do stuff, it has to go through the proper channels.

    • N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      ·
      2 months ago

      Very true. If magic was real, it would be heavily-regulated and all the high-level secrets would be reserved for the extraction class. Hell, if magic was real, they would probably keep it secret amongst themselves and use it to control us all and take everything from u...

      ...

      Wait a minute... is magic real?

      • heggs_bayer
        ·
        1 month ago

        Reminds me of the Choir from Tactical Breach Wizards.