• happybadger [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Genius. We build homes and then we put spikes in those homes so they can't lay down in them.

    • AmericaDeserved711 [any]
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      1 month ago

      Smart Spikes™ that connect to the AirBNB app and retract when the property is rented out

    • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      Thanks for giving them the idea, now corporate developers will make homes as uncomfortable as possible in order to encourage people to be at work or out shopping as much as possible

    • Wertheimer [any]
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      1 month ago

      https://theonion.com/l-a-mayor-prevents-his-kid-from-lazing-about-by-instal-1847020330/

      https://theonion.com/increasingly-unhinged-eric-garcetti-covers-own-body-wit-1849107363/