You, a loser tankie: The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living.
Me, a reasonable centrist: I erase my brain like Harry Dubois once a month. It's smooth as a whistle and very excited to vote for Kamala!
1,000% sure this person was totally all-in on the invasion of Iraq in 2003 but now tells people they never supported it back then and were always against it.
Standard position