You, a loser tankie: The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living.
Me, a reasonable centrist: I erase my brain like Harry Dubois once a month. It's smooth as a whistle and very excited to vote for Kamala!
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Major health crisis due to opiates in the US while the CIA was filling their lack budgets with heroin drug money from Afghanistan but trust me bros, it's not relevant
A coincidence, surely