If NATO gets to have their fancy phonetic alphabet it is only fair that we too should have one. I urge all Hexbears to memorize the following list in order to make our radio communications secure and unambiguous:
A - Aargh!
B - But, but...
C - Come on! Come on!
D - Do I...?
E - Er...
F - Fuck!
G - God damn it!
H - Hold on...
I - I could maybe...
J - Just wait!
K - ...Keep doing this maybe?
L - ...Let's see here.
M - ...Maybe...?
N - No... no...
O - ...Oh!?
P - ...Probably...?
Q - Quiet, let me think!
R - ...Radios are SO fucking complicated.
S - ...So what if I...
T - ...Think perhaps if I...?
U - Uh...
V - ... Very troubling...
W - Wait...
X - Well this is an unknown factor!
Y - You can't be serious!
Z - ZZZT! (Make the radio make zapping noices by scraping some exposed wires against each other)
I've made my own list that I believe should prevent any confusion
- Aye
- Boomer
- Cue
- Doomer
- Ewes
- Faze
- Genes
- Hour
- I
- Jeans
- Knight
- Loomer
- Moist
- Night
- Our
- Phase
- Qi
- Rath
- Sell
- Tankie
- Use
- VIP
- Wring
- Xi
- Yews
- Zoomer
I actually started off by trying to make a similar list, but you are better than me at finding homophones and silent initial letters.