If NATO gets to have their fancy phonetic alphabet it is only fair that we too should have one. I urge all Hexbears to memorize the following list in order to make our radio communications secure and unambiguous:

A - Aargh!

B - But, but...

C - Come on! Come on!

D - Do I...?

E - Er...

F - Fuck!

G - God damn it!

H - Hold on...

I - I could maybe...

J - Just wait!

K - ...Keep doing this maybe?

L - ...Let's see here.

M - ...Maybe...?

N - No... no...

O - ...Oh!?

P - ...Probably...?

Q - Quiet, let me think!

R - ...Radios are SO fucking complicated.

S - ...So what if I...

T - ...Think perhaps if I...?

U - Uh...

V - ... Very troubling...

W - Wait...

X - Well this is an unknown factor!

Y - You can't be serious!

Z - ZZZT! (Make the radio make zapping noices by scraping some exposed wires against each other)

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
    ·
    1 month ago
    I've made my own list that I believe should prevent any confusion
    • Aye
    • Boomer
    • Cue
    • Doomer
    • Ewes
    • Faze
    • Genes
    • Hour
    • I
    • Jeans
    • Knight
    • Loomer
    • Moist
    • Night
    • Our
    • Phase
    • Qi
    • Rath
    • Sell
    • Tankie
    • Use
    • VIP
    • Wring
    • Xi
    • Yews
    • Zoomer
    • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 month ago

      I actually started off by trying to make a similar list, but you are better than me at finding homophones and silent initial letters.