One of the great precepts of our time, provided by our very own u/CommieJones
https://hexbear.net/comment/5501472
Hard truth for many of you to swallow, I know you all wish your cats would piss on you to put out a fire but 
Multiple scientific studies have demonstrated that cats love their owners
Multiple nerds have spent real money trying to prove their precious Tibbles knocking over mother’s ashes on purpose is a display of affection
Dogs are boys and cats are girls so this is actually misogyny. (I do actually think this is a substantial reason a lot of dudes, especially older pre-internet dudes, are like "I will never own or like a cat")
I know dudes like this now.
MEN HAVE BIG DOGS IF YOUR DOG IS SMALL IT MITHT AS WELL BE A CAT
SMALL DOG = CAT = FEMININE = BAD
I miss my bearded dragon terribly and I am fully aware that she would have eaten me if I was small enough
This is truly a bad post. And as such is an excellent piece of art.
