Lussy [any, hy/hym] to

badposting • 1 month ago

“Kitty posters know their cats don't give a fuck so they seek approval from other posters. Puppy pilled posters just get our emotional reinforcement from our dogs and thus don't feel the need to post”

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“Kitty posters know their cats don't give a fuck so they seek approval from other posters. Puppy pilled posters just get our emotional reinforcement from our dogs and thus don't feel the need to post”

Lussy [any, hy/hym] to

badposting • 1 month ago

One of the great precepts of our time, provided by our very own u/CommieJones

https://hexbear.net/comment/5501472

Hard truth for many of you to swallow, I know you all wish your cats would piss on you to put out a fire but

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Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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1 month ago
Multiple nerds have spent real money trying to prove their precious Tibbles knocking over mother’s ashes on purpose is a display of affection

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- HarryLime [any]
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  1 month ago
  Like they fucking know those are ashes in there
  
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