ypg-brace never talk without a lawyer

Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    20,000lbs or so according to news reports.

    Average Toyota or Hyster forklift is like 3,000-12,000lbs. It wouldn’t even attempt to lift that limo, most likely.

    • crosswind [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      If you're trying to flip it instead of pick it up, you only have to lift half the weight, so maybe a strong one could, if the forks could handle all the weight being on the end. Sawed off forklift maybe?

      • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        Sawed off forklift

        Not what you were intending but I love the idea of concealed carrying an illegally shortened forklift