Hoping this would be more based, but its still decent

edit: okay the part about the nuke is cringe

  • FunkYankkkees [they/them]
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    1 day ago

    "we" should put atomic bombs in orbit around mars with the orders to strike the landing site of any craft containing earth life within minutes of touch down
    ...
    if "some country" decides to send a mission to mars anyway even if "we've" made it illegal

    Yankees are the most sociopathic arrogant people on earth

    • bumpusoot [any]
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      14 hours ago

      It's definitely a silly way of enforcing it, I suspect he knows that, but I think the intention is good.

    • Chronicon [they/them]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      22 hours ago

      the impulse to save martian life if it exists is good and all but I was really hoping he'd say explode the dipshits trying to land there beforehand, not nuke the site from orbit. and I was really hoping there'd be more of a landback aspect to it considering it went up for indigenous peoples day. I guess that's way too much to expect out of a white yankee living in rural nevada on said stolen land.