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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] to badposting • 12 days ago

They say "you are what you eat" so i guess that makes me uhhhhhh soup and a piece of bread

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They say "you are what you eat" so i guess that makes me uhhhhhh soup and a piece of bread

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] to badposting • 12 days ago
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  • dat_math [they/them]
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    12 days ago

    I am 1/3 beanis

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  • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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    12 days ago

    at least you're healthy; i'm a cheeseburger. lol

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  • Angel [any]
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    12 days ago

    I guess this means that I'm something that would make the volcel police come after me!

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    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      12 days ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    12 days ago

    What kind of soup?

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    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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      12 days ago

      beans and kale

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      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        12 days ago

        cool-bean

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  • BobDole [none/use name]
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    12 days ago

    I am vegan-tofu and rice (how is there no rice emoji?)

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  • ped_xing [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    I am the eggroll.

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  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    11 days ago

    I thought this said "soap" and thought this was a follow-on thread from the cilantro/coriander soap gene thread

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  • Esoteir [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    call me the oatmeal oaf faded

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  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml
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    12 days ago

    I don't cook I don't clean but let me tell you how I got this ring

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  • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]
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    12 days ago

    I am balsamic and oinion anti-cracker-aktion

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  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    11 days ago

    I'm extra virgin olive oil.

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  • Wertheimer [any]
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    12 days ago

    I eat seedy sourdough for this very reason.

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  • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    I guess I'm guacamole that I put too much hot sauce on

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  • roux [he/him, comrade/them]
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    12 days ago

    I'm a vegan buffalo chicken sammich and fries covered in scorpion pepper Tabasco?

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  • M68040 [they/them]
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    12 days ago

    I am going to become mostly coffee and protein shakes. The dieter's curse upon me

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