Party Line: anyone dating a woman under 6'5" gets gulag

  • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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    1 day ago

    There's been a lot of this on twitter/tumblr etc about Sabrina Carpenter. Because apparently if you find attractive a 25 year old pop star whose current stage persona is built about being sexy in a sort of old fashioned pinup "aww shucks" sort of manner, you are a nonce because she is only 5ft.

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 day ago

      Yeah because her height is totally obvious to everyone, including people who have never seen her perform live and only have video and pictures to go off of.

      • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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        1 day ago

        That said she does reference her height in the first lyrics of her latest song

        Oh, I leave quite an impression

        Five feet to be exact

        You're wonderin' why half his clothes went missin'

        My body's where they're at

        But it doesn't matter how tall/short, she is an adult selling music to other adults.