Party Line: anyone dating a woman under 6'5" gets gulag

  • Guamer [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    Legal consenting adult: I consent

    Legal consenting adult: I consent

    Twitter: I DONT

    Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Chat, is it pedophilic of me to date a grown adult?

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    like 1 in 3000 women is taller than me. I've only met one IRL. we were sitting at a party, like she was already sitting down when I got there, so I didn't know until we both stood up at the same time. she easily had like 3 inches on me. I think I blushed.

    I immediately blurted out an awkward ask-out to dinner, and she just chuckled and declined as she was seeing someone already.

    crest
    fallen

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I like tall women, but I'm short enough where the category is fairly large. (No pun intended.) It was funny when everyone was crushing on Lady Dimitresque and I'm like, "first time"?

    • YuccaMan [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I don't think I've ever once met a girl who's taller than I am, but boy would I like to. I recall reading somewhere that only 1% of women in the US are 6 feet or taller, so I'm not holding my breath, but I dated one a while back who was nearly my height, and she was such a stallion in my eyes.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Celebrate women of all body types but just know that were-gonna-kill-you

  • Angel [any]
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    1 month ago

    If I'm 5'5", does that mean that anyone dating me must get gulag?

    I'm confused by these dynamics. I'm an enby, so does my gender give them a pass? What if the person I'm dating is a man shorter than me or a woman taller than me? I'm sorry; I have so many questions!

    • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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      1 month ago

      If the couple in OP picture were both enby it would actually have created a gap in space-time because they'd both be simultaneously the victim and the abuser breaking the simulation and freeing us all

    • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I'm sorry to inform you, but you've been re-binarized. Gender is too fluid and messy so we have decided to reorganize around being 6'5".

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Well, he might have to end his current relationship in light of the revelation that he's a pedophile, so it's good to keep the door open.

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      It's a thirst subreddit for people into tall so that actually makes sense. It's the most likely way to get thirst upvotes.

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    If I’m a 30 year old dating a 26 year old who’s slightly taller than me, where does that put me

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      I think there should just be a state Bureau of Consent that issues everyone consent cards with a numerical code that says who you can have consensual sex with. The rating with take into consideration age, height, education, popularity, sexual experience and taste in cinema, and you're not allowed to have sex with anyone who's rating isn't within 10 points of your own. All citizens must wear this card on their chest at all times. Sex can only be had in special hotels that requires patrons to scan their cards before entering a room and will report whoever has the higher rating to the police if they're ranking is too high.

      I unironically think this would be a good thing.

  • ashinadash [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    This was hot on tumblr like several years ago. Vividly remember the poster saying that any character under 5'6" is "pedo coded".

  • peeonyou [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    1 person does not a discourse make

    these people just throw shit at the walls all day long and try to get something to stick so they can get eyeballs