Hey, it's not everyday my country gets some attention, so they're all running on top of each other for that limelight. We have J-Go, Angel Cintrón and now the Archbishop chiming in, while the leopards are in front of their faces. I sometimes wonder what it will take for my compatriots to understand they're not Americans. Will they have to see gringo pogroms in Florida and NYC? Nah, I know that even when they do see them, they will act as ''shocked'' as they're acting now, as the leopards eat them.