Oh shit, I better open a window as the rain has stopped. Also I better grab that book from the bedroom.
NO I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE MORE THAN ONE TRIP
Oh my partner is standing up. Please baby can you grab that thing that's 4 metres away as getting up from the sofa must be avoided at all costs.
"why don't you drop the grandkids off anymore?"
-your mom soon, probably
I've been getting screen shots of texts of her whining about how she has stated that she won't be getting any kind of vaccines or flu shots anymore but still wants to visit the 6 month old who has no immune system.
Genuinely one of the most self centered/narcissistic people I've ever known.