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minus-squareFleur_@lemm.eehexbear9·edit-25 hours agoSecond 1: introduce myself Second 2: Andrew Tate pose Second 3: obtain phone number Second 4: go on date Second 5: head home with them Second 6: get touchy Second 7: undress Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1. linkfedilink
minus-squareFleur_@lemm.eehexbear3·3 hours agoYeah my bad for responding to the premise with sexual comedy rather than quirky comedy linkfedilink
minus-squareGiveOver@feddit.ukhexbear5·4 hours agoI know, who gets phone numbers these days? linkfedilink
Second 1: introduce myself
Second 2: Andrew Tate pose
Second 3: obtain phone number
Second 4: go on date
Second 5: head home with them
Second 6: get touchy
Second 7: undress
Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.
Youre disgusting.
Yeah my bad for responding to the premise with sexual comedy rather than quirky comedy
I know, who gets phone numbers these days?