• Fleur_@lemm.ee
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    3 hours ago

    Considering it's only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I'm probably screaming

    • Damage@feddit.it
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      3 hours ago

      The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn't work

  • Fleur_@lemm.ee
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    3 hours ago

    Second 1: introduce myself

    Second 2: Andrew Tate pose

    Second 3: obtain phone number

    Second 4: go on date

    Second 5: head home with them

    Second 6: get touchy

    Second 7: undress

    Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.

  • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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    5 hours ago

    This is getting insane. I (somewhat at least) get those "you have 24hs with me" ones but what am i gonna do with you in 8 seconds. Id rather spend 24h with an egirl than 8 seconds with you lol.

  • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 hours ago

    Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
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      2 hours ago

      Mammary glands are derived from similar structures as sweat glads, and you're a grossoid.

  • hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl
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    7 hours ago

    I don't understand. What's a uniform gravitational field and why does being inside one feels like standing in an accelerating elevator?

    • woodenghost [comrade/them]
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      4 hours ago

      It's just that normal gravity on earth feels exactly like being in an accelerating elevator in space. So you can't tell the difference from the inside. Like in the elevator you can ask them, whether you're still on earth or accelerating in space. Einstein used this thought experiment to develop the general theory of relativity.

      Basically Einstein thinking about that weird feeling you get in your gut when an elevator starts upwards led to him concluding that mass bends spacetime making light from distant stars go in curves around the sun, which was confirmed during the next available solar eclipse.