Biden bites three babies at White House Halloween party
www.dailymail.co.uk
President Joe Biden got into the act during his final Halloween at the White House, biting three babies, feigning fright at scary-looking kids, and being convinced by a few children for extra candy.

Photo of him CHOMPING on a poor baby's foot:

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  • RNAi [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    This ghoul went feral decades ago

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    President Joe Biden bizarrely bit three babies as he greeted the children of staff to his final Halloween party at the White House.

    Emily Goodin must have never interacted with toddlers in their life. If there is one thing having two kids has taught me, it's that pretending to gobble up a babies fingers or toes or whatever is a real hit.

    They don't even seem to know what the angle of the story even is. The captions on the photos are all over the place.

    Joe Biden playfully bites a baby during trick-or-treating at the White House

    Wait, I thought it was bizarre at the top of the page?

    The president bites the toes of a baby

    Biden gives a third baby a nip

    Come on Emily, this is clearly a smooch, not a nip!

    All that being said, someone should keep a watch on these kids to make sure they're not going to become a warebiden at the next full moon or something.

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    • AnarchoAnarchist [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      Biden: "look at these cute little toes, I'm going to nom nom nom them up"

      Daily Mail: Joe Biden is a cannibal.

      Palestinians: WTF dude, we are being slaughtered here. Who gives a single solitary shit about a White House Halloween party for a lame duck president?

  • roux [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    The adrenochrome clearly isn't working so he's gotta go directly to the source. hst-pissed

    • AnarchoAnarchist [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      Joe Biden is just worried about the environment, he is trying to get organic, locally sourced adrenochrome.

      Everyone knows fresh squeezed is best.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Is there a source for this that isn't the Daily fucking Mail?