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Biden bites THREE babies during party
Removed by modPhoto of him CHOMPING on a poor baby's foot:
President Joe Biden bizarrely bit three babies as he greeted the children of staff to his final Halloween party at the White House.
Emily Goodin must have never interacted with toddlers in their life. If there is one thing having two kids has taught me, it's that pretending to gobble up a babies fingers or toes or whatever is a real hit.
They don't even seem to know what the angle of the story even is. The captions on the photos are all over the place.
Joe Biden playfully bites a baby during trick-or-treating at the White House
Wait, I thought it was bizarre at the top of the page?
The president bites the toes of a baby
Biden gives a third baby a nip
Come on Emily, this is clearly a smooch, not a nip!
All that being said, someone should keep a watch on these kids to make sure they're not going to become a warebiden at the next full moon or something.
ShowBiden: "look at these cute little toes, I'm going to nom nom nom them up"
Daily Mail: Joe Biden is a cannibal.
Palestinians: WTF dude, we are being slaughtered here. Who gives a single solitary shit about a White House Halloween party for a lame duck president?
Who let this semi sentient ghoul out of his oval office cage?
Um, this isn't the Fake News comm
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The adrenochrome clearly isn't working so he's gotta go directly to the source.
Joe Biden is just worried about the environment, he is trying to get organic, locally sourced adrenochrome.
Everyone knows fresh squeezed is best.