Republicans hearing this be like "Wow, he's stupid just like me!"
All of these fucking ghouls fanatasize about shooting their neighbors.
And it's inversely contagious, the more of these people exist who fantasize about shooting their neighbors, the more I have to at least entertain the possibility of being shot by my neighbors
I don't know, the way he jumped at the chance to maybe be an action movie character, only to execute it with childlike enthusiasm and ineptitude, rings very true for this type of guy
Every JD Vance receiving news story involves him interrupting family moments. The other one was when Trump called him in to tell him he was gonna be VP and he told his son to shut up about Pokemon. That's wild.
The man just wants an excuse to not spend time with his kids
Yeah man sentries don't pick a position and reinforce/camouflage it, they stand right behind their presumably normal-strength door with 30 guns on a table, occasionally peeking out the blinds. You're basically an operator.
Also lol@ him just leaving his family at mini-golf, just noticed thag
He got the bat signal from Trump's ear getting blown off and said fuck your mini golf you stupid little shits to his kids.
Eyewitnesses say the vice presidential candidate then jumped into his car before accelerating out of the parking lot so fast that his facial features appeared to become distorted by the speed. Security camera footage from the venue has corroborated this account:
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I don’t know if it’s just the wording, but it sounds like he left his wife and kids behind. In which case that’s a hilarious “fight or flight response” to flee, leaving behind your family to save your own skin. Very alpha. lol, lamo even.
So funny how they all thought it was Iranian super soldier assassins and it turned out to be just a lone 20-something groyper.
So he abandoned his family to go protect his house? That's hilarious
there was a split second where I was worried that last sentence was going to go in a The Mist direction
A second, third, fouth assassination attempt has occured. Try to stoke the xenophobic and racist flames even more. They keep missing.What an odd reference. I love that movie though, glad to see it in the wild
