Margin plummets to 15%
  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    lol I think my boss bought a bunch of this on my joking suggestion to buy the dip

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    "Our Q3 results underscore the solid progress we are making against the plan we outlined last quarter to reduce costs, simplify our portfolio and improve organizational efficiency," said Pat Gelsinger, Intel CEO. "We delivered revenue above the midpoint of our guidance, and are acting with urgency to position the business for sustainable value creation moving forward. The momentum we are building across our product portfolio to maximize the value of our x86 franchise, combined with the strong interest Intel 18A is attracting from foundry customers, reflects the impact of our actions and the opportunities ahead."

    "Our mogging results bop the solid yeet we are making against cringe last quarter lost to gyatt, the Rizzler and improve skibdi toilet," said Kai Cenat, Intel Rizzcake. We sigma mewed sus Ohio, no cap, bruh. Bet."