thats the post i love bicycles 
I don't really like bikes or cycling but my pedalling is powered by my incandescent hatred of drivers. Also possibly some ADHD and a little bit of not wanting to wait ages for a bus, but mostly the hating cars thing.
bikes are so cool. i make driving chuds angry just by existing. haha get fucked by having to slow down for 1 second before passing loser
my favourite part is when i speed past them while they're sitting in traffic. my area has next to no bike protection but i feel confident on the road for that to not be an issue for me (but i wish there's bike protection)
Bikes are so fun it's such a fun way to get around, and you arrive at your destination with a clear mind and a sexy glow because you got there by moving your body instead of sitting in traffic waiting on lights.
Hexbear is strangely cold to the best transportation device ever created. All the leftists where I live get around by bikes because they're rad.
