Trump wins NC and Georgia among stories of shenanigans by state and local officials. AZ goes red (come on, it's never a swing state). NV and WI go blue as does PA on whatever cursed vibes put Shapiro and Fetterman in office. In the evening's big surprise, MI goes red due to Republican voting or abstention by Arab-Americans. Democrats put up a few milquetoast legal fights in NC and GA that go nowhere and then settle in for four years of vaguely racist complaints about MI.
Trump wins NC and Georgia among stories of shenanigans by state and local officials. AZ goes red (come on, it's never a swing state). NV and WI go blue as does PA on whatever cursed vibes put Shapiro and Fetterman in office. In the evening's big surprise, MI goes red due to Republican voting or abstention by Arab-Americans. Democrats put up a few milquetoast legal fights in NC and GA that go nowhere and then settle in for four years of vaguely racist complaints about MI.
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