• OgdenTO [he/him]
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    7 days ago

    I'm still surprised SNL didn't do an extremely cringey "Trump" version of this song

    • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      7 days ago

      I bet the intersection of "SNL Enjoyer" and "Person who remembers Lump by POTUS" is pretty strong too. Can't compete with Weird Al's "Gump" though. That parody was so good that POTUS started incorporating the "Ruuuuun, Run! Run, run, now Forest Ruuuun!" bit into their live performances of Lump.

    • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      7 days ago

      [Verse 1]
      Trump sat alone at a Nevada rally,
      "We're gonna win bigly!" he said quite madly,
      flailing around like a fish out of water,
      Have you ever seen this guy talk about his daughter?

      [Chorus]
      He's Trump, He's Trump,
      What's in his head?
      He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump,
      It might be led!

      [Verse 2]
      Trump took a trip to Micky D's
      Saw all the fries and said "look at these!"
      "Do you just grab them with your hands?"
      "Sir, please, no, we have a tool for that man!"

      [Chorus]
      He's Trump, He's Trump,
      "Media's Unfair!"
      He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump,
      What's with that hair?
      Whoa!

      [Bridge]
      Don, Don, Don, Don, It's Donald
      Trump, Trump, Trump, here comes Don
      Don, Don, Don, Don Look out its,
      Donny, Trump!

      [Verse 3]
      His VP J.D. is kind of a dunce,
      He's got a face you'd really like to punch,
      You never see him, where could he be?
      He's probably out playing Magic The Gathering!

      [Chorus]
      He's Trump, He's Trump,
      Wait, he's pulling ahead...
      He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump,
      We might be dead!

      [Outro]
      Is this Trump going to win?
      I think so,
      Did this Trump do it again?
      I think so!
      Did Kamala toss us in the pan?
      I think so!
      Did Kamala lose to this man, what the fuck!