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BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves] to badposting •
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It's the best-tasting food dye. Debate me, cowards

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It's the best-tasting food dye. Debate me, cowards

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BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves] to badposting •
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  • BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves]
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  • pastalicious [he/him, undecided]
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    2 months ago

    I log out for 14 hours and suddenly the references are completely indecipherable. Hexbear is a cultural vanguard.

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    • BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves]
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      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        The epitome of badposting as opposed to bad posting

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Whatever they use for Orange Crush is my favorite

    Hmm... Yellow 6 and Red 40

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    • BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves]
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      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Please don't put me in the work camps

        I'm soft from a lifetime of drinking orange soda

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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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    2 months ago

    I've long said that Kraft mac and cheese lost something magical after removing the Yellow 5. Who wants turmeric? Pretty sure bugs shit in that stuff.

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    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      2 months ago

      good news bug shit in all of it

      pick a food item in the usa bugs shit in it

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  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    Do not cite the deep lore to me love, I was there when the dyes achieved apotheosis

    Show

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    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      2 months ago

      i can decipher the antediluvian curses scribed upon the sausage and we are unprepared for its portent

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    • roux [he/him, they/them]
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      2 months ago

      Marketing really thought this one out, didn't they?

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      • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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        2 months ago

        That shit was genius, lmao

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  • gaystyleJoker [she/her]M
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    2 months ago

    yellow 5 is the color of pee.

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    • BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves]
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  • TheDoctor [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    I once did a blind taste test with a friend to see if he could accurately tell the dyes apart. He got a perfect score.

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    • BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves]
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