Edit: this situation has now been resolved, according to anonymous sources... only vigorous self-crit and two fights.

For legal purposes, this is a joke.

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    10 days ago

    It’s calmed down a bit, we’re gonna have to buy new windows to replace the ones that got shot out over the weekend but I think we’ll be fine

    If this shit isn’t 100% done by Wednesday though I’ll be your Zhukov and help yall install the other powerposters who barely interacted with the crisis as interim admins, I’ve got grants from the Juan Guaidó Leadership fund under my pillow to help them just in case