Also allowed: Posting like mean girls, messy gays, drag queens, old timey news reporters, soviet spies speaking in riddles, politicians implying they can blackmail you, an improv group that is just SO HAPPY that Johnny landed that commercial, farmers talking about the new cityslicker that just moved in or a conservative family talking about the Hendersons next door.
We can rotate which type of posting we do by which phase the moon is in.
Best I can do is yer nan talking with her mates at the bingo about how whasshisname with the limp down the street died, y'know Eddie Frog's dad, you know Eddie. You know Eddie.