"First they came for the Latinos, and I reported them to ICE.

Then they came for the Muslim-Americans, and I laughed when they got deported because they voted for Jill Stein.

Then they came for the Black Men, and I called the police on them for driving near my house, as payback because a minority of them voted for Trump, but I see ethnic groups as a monolith (except my own because I am an _individual.

Then they came for the Women, and I cheered at them bleeding out in parking lots because they live in red states so fuck those racists!

Then they came for me, I'm a white male, so they didn't really do anything to me but I can be really smug about it!"