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Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void] to badposting • 4 days ago

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

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We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void] to badposting • 4 days ago
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  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    4 days ago

    Thank god yes people i would like to be assimilated i will bring my knowledge of media theory and extensive shitposting skills.

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    • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
      hexagon
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      4 days ago

      Log in, comrade. It is time.

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      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        4 days ago

        Sudo app.get frank

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  • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
    hexagon
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    4 days ago

    nuh uh doggirl-smug

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    • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
      hexagon
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      4 days ago

      well i thought it was a funny bit

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      • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
        hexagon
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        4 days ago

        well its back >:)

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        • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
          hexagon
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          4 days ago

          doggirl-gloom

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          • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
            hexagon
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            4 days ago

            osaka-oh-my-gah

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    The only Borg I respect is Mork Borg.

    So suit up motherfucker, one of us is going to hell tonight! picard-direct-action

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    • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
      hexagon
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      4 days ago

      We are the Dead God's Prophet and we're all out of profits.

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  • Hexboare [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    This is a great bit, keep it up pup/s

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  • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
    hexagon
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    4 days ago

    Shhh stop we can't let them know our plans! doggirl-sweat

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  • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
    hexagon
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    4 days ago

    Wait, why did you post a selfie of us ?

    Now we have all been doxxed

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  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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    4 days ago

    Bizzaro looking ass ship

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