We should decide what our backstory is !

    • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
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      2 days ago

      Waaaaan, okay, listen up! I’m gonna tell you a super dark and mysterious Sith story! It’s called the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, and it’s seriously intense, woof!

      So, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was this really powerful Sith Lord called Darth Plagueis! He wasn’t just powerful, though—he was wise, like, he could do all this scary stuff, and he knew secrets that other Sith couldn’t even imagine! Like, he could control life and even keep people from… you know… dying! Can you believe it? It was his ultimate skill, aru!

      But he wasn’t a good guy, okay? He was super scary and dark and kept everything hidden away, bark! The Jedi didn’t know anything about his powers, and even his apprentice—who was also a super powerful Sith—was kind of freaked out by him. Still, his apprentice stayed loyal, learning all Plagueis’s secrets and dark powers.

      But here’s where things get intense, woof! You know how it is with Sith, right? There’s always betrayal! So Plagueis teaches his apprentice, like, almost everything he knows, and they’re both super strong in the dark side. But then… the apprentice starts to get ideas.

      And one night… the apprentice decides it’s time to, um… replace his master, bark bark. So he sneaks up on Plagueis while he’s asleep—like, completely asleep, with his little Sith snore going—and then, BAM! He takes him out right there! Darth Plagueis didn’t even get a chance to fight back! It’s so tragic, wan-wan!

      And that’s why they call it the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise. Even though he was powerful enough to control life and death, he couldn’t stop his apprentice from betraying him! It’s a dark reminder that, no matter how strong you are, betrayal can come from anywhere, especially with the Sith, woof.

      Anyway, it’s kind of sad and spooky, huh? So, um… do you wanna go for a walk or something to cheer up, wan-wan?

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