This is not a bit. Dead serious. There is a luxurious hotel suite for a long weekend with whatever food, treats, toys and equipment you both request.

They are you from another reality where some mundane event is slightly different on the other side of the solar system yet to reach us. They are not a clone or time traveller. Everyone goes back to their own reality at the end. They are you with all of the benefits no complications or ethical questions.

And just in case no they cannot be gender swapped. (Curious why you might ask this? Hmm)

Do you have sex?

You can do other stuff of course if so comment. I love my ace comrades.

  • AernaLingus [any]
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    12 hours ago

    I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.

    Huge fucking mood. I just wanna spoon but everyone I know is back to brunch...

    Also I like the idea of collaborating on a project with myself, would be fun to have a little piano + bass duo