joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them] to chapotraphouse • 8 hours agoLMAO The Onion has just bought Infowarsexternal-linkmessage-square8 fedilinkarrow-up168file-text
arrow-up168external-linkLMAO The Onion has just bought Infowarsjoaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them] to chapotraphouse • 8 hours agomessage-square8 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarejoaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]hexagonhexbear25·8 hours agoToday we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice. “We thought it would be a very funny joke if we bought this thing, probably one of the better jokes we’ve ever told,” Collins said. “The (Sandy Hook) families decided they would effectively join our bid, back our bid, to try to get us over the finish line. Because by the end of the day, it was us or Alex Jones, who could either continue this website unabated, basically unpunished, for what he’s done to these families over the years, or we could make a dumb, stupid website, and we decided to do the second thing.” holy shit this is the funniest possible outcome for Alex Jones' asset liquidation, this is fucking incredible lmao link
Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.
“We thought it would be a very funny joke if we bought this thing, probably one of the better jokes we’ve ever told,” Collins said. “The (Sandy Hook) families decided they would effectively join our bid, back our bid, to try to get us over the finish line. Because by the end of the day, it was us or Alex Jones, who could either continue this website unabated, basically unpunished, for what he’s done to these families over the years, or we could make a dumb, stupid website, and we decided to do the second thing.”
holy shit this is the funniest possible outcome for Alex Jones' asset liquidation, this is fucking incredible lmao