Get a pet dog? Name it Goblin
Pet cat? Goblin
Bird? Goblin
Fish? Goblin

See? It suits any pet

  • Dingus_Khan [he/him, they/them]
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    10 hours ago

    This is a much more concise way to put it, thank you! Idk, I feel like I have a hard time with conveying my intent and worry how I come off when I try to be funny via text