Get a pet dog? Name it Goblin
Pet cat? Goblin
Bird? Goblin
Fish? Goblin
See? It suits any pet
Personally, I like to call my friends cat "The Creature". So vote for Creature as a runner up
antifa makes fandom links less enshittified (like nitter for twitter):
https://discworld.antifandom.com/wiki/Goblin#Notable_Goblins
I do not want to come off as anything other than playfully jokey, I mean this entirely with utmost respect and love: that is very Australian of you (compliment)
This is a much more concise way to put it, thank you! Idk, I feel like I have a hard time with conveying my intent and worry how I come off when I try to be funny via text
Names for pets that would also suit a goblin. Wickershins. Elphie. Breadstick. And what have you.
I call my dog a Goblin all the time
Cuz she be gobbling her food too fast
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