Unfalsifiable orthodoxies, etc etc

Yeah it's super frustrating to try to unpack these particular , especially with people who are nominally historically literate otherwise but just cannot forsake the anti communism they've been fed their whole lives

Reject steering wheels, retvrn to tillers

Oh

Little kid doing a stadium announcer voice: "AND THE CHUDS GO WIIILLLDDD!!"

Man I wish I could find the equivalent statistics between the two in terms of industry and agricultural land as well because they were even more shocking than the total land area alone. A Barbarossa equivalent into the US would've been like if all the farmland west of the Mississippi River and all the industry east of the Appalachian Mountains was destroyed or under enemy control iirc. The population losses are also staggering: if the US suffered the same ratio of dead/total population as the USSR did then 18.5 million Americans would have died instead of 400k. The strength and resilience of the Soviet people during the Great Patriotic War is hard to overstate

This made me and my partner both laugh, tyvm lol

Oh also, on the slop train of thought: calling the can of sauce you use to make sloppy joes "joe slop" and calling the sandwiches themselves "sloppy joesephs"

Sheep ham is gonna get stuck in my head now lol. In that vein, and also from a coworker: instead of shop vac, slop vac. Because it gets used for wet stuff sometimes

Technically not spoonerisms, but I'll take them!

"Several minutes later" is what makes this so next level lol, amazing

Goddammit, you beat me to it

@EstraDoll@hexbear.net

Went back through my texts and found these, had to battle the autocorrect the whole time. Apologies for the sheer number of them, didn't want to have to scroll back again later.

Burd tag

Ferkluffle

Stoop pain

Bum scag

Claper pips

Bockbluster

Rinona Wider

Futterbinger

Gel Mibson

Lumbajaya

Punk in drublic

Soctor Duess

Wead it and reep

In one swell foop

Murkey teatballs

Cubicks Rube

Sat and fassy

Wealth and hellness

Pheasant pluckers

Pobody's nerfect

Calling all nerds: send me your spoonerisms, I crave their hilarity! Lend me your silliness so I can fool my brother into thinking I'm more clever than I truly am!

Hell yeah, will do! My brother and I really enjoy sharing them, glad to have another person to send them to

One ply toilet paper is fine. There does exist super terrible one ply that is cheap and scratchy and rough, but #notalloneply

I just tagged you because you have posted a few banger spoonerisms lately. This one just popped into my head and I had to share

Hell yeah, love a good rebound

@EstraDoll@hexbear.net

Yoris Beltsin

Jfc comrade, that sounds awful. I'm sorry part of it was managing the blowback from having a pile of adorable kittens that we all get to enjoy pictures of without cleaning up after.

Go clean up and scoop the box, handle on the litterbox scoop snaps (had a spare but fuck plastic, does anyone make metal or wood handles ones?)

Yes they absolutely make these, they are an essential game changer that will forever improve your life. I don't remember where we got ours but I don't remember it being hard to find

Being such a shit slumlord that Woody Guthrie wrote a song about him lol