Hey, do you ever have a hard time getting all the black nail polish completely off your fingers? I did this week and now I keep looking down like 
at my dirty doodoo nails before I remember. This is making me laugh a bit and I thought of you because of your black nail polish posting is all
Ooh nice, that's a great move! Very thoughtful and deft
That's just pure talent
American antipope 
Woody Guthrie make a song that isn't just new lyrics to a Carter Family tune challenge #impossible
Seriously though, he was like Weird Al from the 1930s but instead changed all the lyrics to be about joining a union or how the great depression was bullshit
January 6th was pretty fun as it was happening. I did immediately grow tired of libs talking about it though
He got clowned on for this, but he didn't go blind. So really who's to know how safe it is to stare directly at the sun?
Unrelated, but boy howdy do I love a plural postpositive adjective
Edit: thank you for all the fun examples and discussion. Did not expect to wake up and see this many responses to a comment I put almost no thought into, I love this website
Oh no for sure, I am usually way more on the syllables-running-together side in my speech generally. I almost never enunciate fully or clearly, but for some reason this is the word that sticks out to me that I say both halves of and idk why
So can zionists refer to themselves as such? Because they don't seem too shy about it as far as I can tell. Are they going to try to claim it's something only they can use and be even more insufferable?
Nvm there's an entire thread about this, got my answers
Does anyone else pronounce lawyer as law-yer instead of loyer or is that just a me thing? None of the rest of my family does it, but we don't really have a consistent accent either
It might could be a decent in to discuss perverse incentives under capitalism if you have a receptive audience
I'm also a fan of Tom Sexton's sister's "It's always something with that guy ..."
This is a much more concise way to put it, thank you! Idk, I feel like I have a hard time with conveying my intent and worry how I come off when I try to be funny via text
Ah the ol friendly kind-of-sort-of uncle, great archetype!
I do not want to come off as anything other than playfully jokey, I mean this entirely with utmost respect and love: that is very Australian of you (compliment)
say Sebulba out loud in your best Hank voice! "That got-dang Seb-BULBA fella that moved in next to Bill's" it's fantastic.
Thank you for this
Ayyy hell yeah comrade. That's pure talent, you can't teach that
Hell yeah, I knew it! This is exactly what I did before work yesterday, been too lazy to really finish the job before repainting them again.
This is the dream