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I don't think I'll ever be able to eat a morel after I had a back yard filled with stink horns of the cum smelling variety. They just look too similar.
Stink horns. They are phalic and come in disgusting smell varieties such as bukkake party or boars head processing plant. The top looks similar, though the cut outs are filled with vile gelly that contains the spores so that they stick to insect feet and spread.
If only the tram could have kind of scooped up the morels and taken them on board........... but there wasn't mush room inside!
