Every American will be required to keep these on top of their internet routers, and preferably one taped to your forehead.
Your chakras are going to be so god damned balanced, let me tell you right now. You will decalcify the fuck out of your pineal gland and do daily coffee enemas.
I've been drinking aged urine to try and cure whatever is wrong with my voice but a youtube video told me you need to drink it for 6 months before seeing any effects.
Dont forget a salt lamp and scent diffuser (with urine in it)
You bet your ass I got salt lamps all over the place. And absolutely everything is covered in my urine, it's typical of the loony left to look down on this and I thought Hexbear would be different.