Every American will be required to keep these on top of their internet routers, and preferably one taped to your forehead.
Your chakras are going to be so god damned balanced, let me tell you right now. You will decalcify the fuck out of your pineal gland and do daily coffee enemas.
Y'know there's a throughline between a reasonably prominent Marxist, Nazism, Einstein, orgone therapy and all of that stuff, the US Feds, the artist Kate Bush, and the chemtrails conspiracy theorists?
This sounds like I'm about to start on one of my "everything is racist" or a "history of class warfare" effortposts but it's really not, it's just a historical curiosity which draws in a lot of strange, seemingly disparate things.
My friend bought his ex-wife one of these once because she's into Reiki healing and stares into the sun as there's a conspiracy telling us not to, she told him it was the wrong kind of epoxy pyramid crystal to protect them from 5G rays coming out of the internet router.
I've been drinking aged urine to try and cure whatever is wrong with my voice but a youtube video told me you need to drink it for 6 months before seeing any effects.
Dont forget a salt lamp and scent diffuser (with urine in it)
You bet your ass I got salt lamps all over the place. And absolutely everything is covered in my urine, it's typical of the loony left to look down on this and I thought Hexbear would be different.
Switching Medicaid coverage of insulin for medicaid coverage of Kolzow plates
