Bring back the draft, but for working in the service industry. Everyone should have to do a tour of duty (6 months working in the education/childcare system & 6 months working in the service industry). You can opt in for an additional 6 months to work as a waiter/cook/retail/whichever you didn't work on the tour and you'll get an automatic medal of honor.

Bring back the Khmer Rouge, but instead of going to the fields we will make people serve "coffee" (milkshakes)