Donald Trump is considering a right-wing media personality and people who have served on his US Secret Service detail to run the agency that has been plagued by its failure to preempt two alleged assassination attempts on Trump this summer, sources familiar with the president-elect’s thinking tell CNN.
A guy in Trump World is actually named Matthew Calamari. And - I'm not making this up either - his son's name is Matthew Calamari Jr.
Reality is not only outpacing the Onion, but our very own c/fakenews!