Seriously, if I had a time machine I'd:
- Go to Cabo Catoche, 1517, and watch the most cursed game of charades
- Give John Brown et al some semi-autos and a couple mags; C4 if I could manage it
- Go back ten years and slap that shit outta my mouth
Seriously, if I had a time machine I'd:
In the 90's a lot of European guys got prayer beads in Turkey to replace the fixation of constantly fidgeting with cigarettes.