THE HIDEOUS RUSSIAN UNTERMENCHEN HAVE CHEATED ONCE AGAIN BY NOT PRODUCING ONE WUNDERWAFFE BUT INSTEAD ARMING THEIR ENTIRE ARMY. THEIR FILTHY DESPICABLE HUMAN WAVE ATTACK STRATEGY HAS FORCED US TO CONSCRIPT ALL UKRAINIANS AND SEND THEM TO THE FRONT BEFORE THEY CAN BE TRAINED OR EQUIPPED. NO MATTER FOR OUR WUNDERWAFFE WILL WIN THE WAR AS SOON AS IT STOPS BREAKING DOWN.

Also the wunderwaffe is just a terrible jet that can't fly when it rains.