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minus-squareComp4 [she/her]hexbear27·edit-29 hours agoOnly the cringe will make it into the kingdom of heaven link
minus-squareGrafZahl [he/him]hexbear6·3 hours agoIts easier for the cringe to go through the eye of a needle than for the based to enter the kingdom of god. link
minus-squarecourier8377 [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear3·5 hours agoBlessed are the cringe, for they... (someone help me i cant think of a good ending to this beatitude) link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear16·edit-210 hours agoHeh, looks like I'll be chilling with Jesus while the rest of you BASED heads will burn in eternal hell link
Only the cringe will make it into the kingdom of heaven
Its easier for the cringe to go through the eye of a needle than for the based to enter the kingdom of god.
Blessed are the cringe, for they...
(someone help me i cant think of a good ending to this beatitude)
… know not what they do?
Heh, looks like I'll be chilling with Jesus while the rest of you BASED heads will burn in eternal hell
Careful now. That sounds dangerously based