What if we turned hexbear into a reverse-honeypot for the feds and just wasted ALL their time.
We could start claiming responsibility and credit for various cool things around the world.
You know that guy who was going to bomb that substation with a drone? They got the wrong guy lmao. That was literally me IRL. Same with the "couple" that were shooting at them a few years before that. That was me too.
Have you guys done anything actually cool? like me? the one true threat to the establishment?
Sup hexbearios. Just got back from mailing another dozen anthrax letters to key figures in the government.
Next project is to do an Uncle Ted to all the AI guys.
Great work, wanna join my airplane hijacking team for 9/11 part 2? We're sending a plane into the pentagon (again), another one into that skyscraper prison they're building, and a third one into the white house (and this time we'll be more competent and won't let it get crashed into a random field instead)