What if we turned hexbear into a reverse-honeypot for the feds and just wasted ALL their time.
We could start claiming responsibility and credit for various cool things around the world.
You know that guy who was going to bomb that substation with a drone? They got the wrong guy lmao. That was literally me IRL. Same with the "couple" that were shooting at them a few years before that. That was me too.
Have you guys done anything actually cool? like me? the one true threat to the establishment?
The Red Army Faction? I was every single one of them, simultaneously, and did the big terrorism
Hell yeah. You had such a sick flag or logo or whatever. Lotta people laugh because it's not a "real gun" but I see your DIY handiwork and respect it.
- ∞ 🏳️⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]·25 days ago
I own a musket for
home defenseshooting politicians, since that's what Marx intended.
My country elects facists. I shouted, "What the devil?"
I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle, and blow a gold ball sized hole through the first facist, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the Social-Democrat.
Eh, "Social-Democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism" anyways.Today's already been off to a good start but I doubt I'll be more gleeful than I was reading your post.
What if we turned hexbear into a reverse-honeypot for the feds and just wasted ALL their time.
I thought we already did that lol
looks up from assembling yet another working replica of Shinzo Abe's assassin's gun
Oh! Well, carry on then. :D
Everyone on Hexbear owns 5000 Shinzo Abe guns. Trust me, very true
He didn't even take his most barrelled gun to do the job. Imagine how much more dead that man could have been.
Sup hexbearios. Just got back from mailing another dozen anthrax letters to key figures in the government.
Next project is to do an Uncle Ted to all the AI guys.
Great work, wanna join my airplane hijacking team for 9/11 part 2? We're sending a plane into the pentagon (again), another one into that skyscraper prison they're building, and a third one into the white house (and this time we'll be more competent and won't let it get crashed into a random field instead)
I thought this meant being so ugly we entrap people with compromising data