It sounds like the worst holiday ever. Getting together with your racist uncle to celebrate the whitewashing of US colonialism? Man I feel you. At least the food is good, but at what cost? interviewer

Anyway, story strong around the holiday season my friends.

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    23 days ago

    My family ditched the turkey bullshit years ago and we just order stuff from a local barbecue joint. Then we make mashed potatoes and baked beans and live off the leftovers for like a week.

    I'm telling you, turkey doesn't belong on a plate, it belongs in sandwiches in thin processed slices