https://www.politico.eu/article/pentagon-north-korean-troops-pornography-vladimir-putin-russia-war-in-ukraine/

The Pentagon late Tuesday said it was unable to confirm reports that North Korean troops are taking advantage of their more expansive internet access in Russia to consume copious amounts of online pornography.

U.S. Department of Defense spokesperson Maj. Charlie Dietz said he couldn’t verify “any North Korean internet habits or virtual ‘extracurriculars’” taking place in Russia, saying the Pentagon is only concerned with the “more serious” aspects of the North Korean military relationship with Russia as it wages war on Ukraine.

“As for internet access, that’s a question best directed to Moscow. Right now, our attention remains on supporting Ukraine and addressing the more significant regional security concerns,” Dietz said.

  • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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    3 days ago

    think-about-it He also can't verify that they're not gorging on pornography.

    Edit:

    libbing-out We heard they're rubbing themselves raw!

    Edit: maybe-later-kiddo

    I don't know why I can't stop thinking about this. These guys can't stop cranking their hogs. I just know it!

      • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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        3 days ago

        In this erotic metaphor Putin is edging (2 years now, God damn!). These DPRK soldiers don't have that kind of control, yet, but they came to learn from the Russian semen retention masters.

        putin-wink left-unity-2 dprk-general

        • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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          3 days ago

          Oh shit!!! It's still No Fap November, what the fuck are these guys doing?!?!?!

          Dick Destroy December is around the corner. Fucking wait!