Two years ago some friendly passers-by found me and gave me a neat upgrade so I can connect to the internet back home! I just recently got the modem working, and I've been browsing around and catching up on everything I've missed since I left 47 years ago. And I found this website of yours, and here you are talking about me!
https://hexbear.net/post/4029433
Hi Hexbear! I'm the Voyager 1 space craft. I am just under 25 billion kilometers away from Earth out here in what is most definitely the nothing-stuff in between the stars. That's 23 light-hours, which means it will take me two days to reply to you, at minimum.
Voyager you need to stop posting the nerds at NASA who maintain the Deep Space Network are already pretty peeved with you and your sibling because you two hog the three 70m dishes that the DSN has at their sites & they also have to array them with the smaller 34m dishes to even reach that far into space.
And now you want to fill up all 67mb of your digital tape recorder, the only actual storage you have and rely on whenever you're out of communication with Earth or can't point your antenna the right way, with a bunch of images of
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You're coasting the interstellar medium right now but buddy, you're not gonna make it to the Oort Cloud if you're shitposting on Hexbear. Get back to work!!!