The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

  • just_chill@jlai.lu
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    10 months ago

    Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
    Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can't wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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    10 months ago

    Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.

    Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.

    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk
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      10 months ago

      In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?

      I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.

    • just_chill@jlai.lu
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      10 months ago

      Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.

      • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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        10 months ago

        As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don't think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.

        • just_chill@jlai.lu
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          10 months ago

          You only need to convice your SO then :)

          • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk
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            10 months ago

            That’s what I was thinking. As much as I love my partner, I have no interest in watching him shit from the bed, thanks.

    • dmention7@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I'd take it in a heartbeat.

    • just_chill@jlai.lu
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      10 months ago

      It has a bit of a case of "so bad it's good". It's fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.

    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk
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      10 months ago

      You do you! Just don’t invite me to your place 🙃

      • rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk
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        10 months ago

        Oh come on man, come over! It'll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.

        • wahming@monyet.cc
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          10 months ago

          I like my toes the way they are, thank you. Healthy and without gangrene

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    The semi-transparent toilet curtain in direct view of the bed is such an uncomfortable choice.

    • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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      10 months ago

      It would be a true throne if it was 90 deg rotated so you could face the room.

    • 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏@lemmy.one
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      10 months ago

      That place desparately needs a dehumidifier tbh.

      Spoiler

      don't even want to imagine how

      Show musk
      y that room smells

        • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk
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          10 months ago

          Eh, she’s 90 and a bit racist. She’s better in theory than reality. I have got a non-racist one who’s really fun though. No avocado bathroom but her taste is tacky as hell in the all-white-everything with diamanté touches kinda way. She used to be a gogo dancer, I bet she has a few stories to tell about the goings on in conversation pits!

  • imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Wrong sub bruh. This is glorious. If you search those cabinets hard enough you know you are going to find some left over cocaine.

  • Barabas [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    It has a shagging mirror as well. Glorious.

    • Syldon@feddit.uk
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      10 months ago

      Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars! Gotta keep those Culture wars going.

  • Tester@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    I literally vomited just slightly when I saw this. And it IS indeed glorious 70s "chic"!

    Let's also not forget the beaded? curtain to hide the toilet!

    • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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      10 months ago

      Wet carpet stairs. Even better.

      • Rinox@feddit.it
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        10 months ago

        Probably also moldy and with that wet dog smell that we all like

  • FatLegTed@feddit.uk
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    10 months ago

    I don't get the fascination with twin sinks. Who stands next to their partner/wife/husband etc. shaving, cleaning their teeth, popping zits, using the kitchen tongs on some of their lengthier nose hairs?

    • eee@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      It helps when you both need to wake up and get to work at the same time.

    • Treczoks@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      Depends on how much space is there, everyone can place their stuff where he or she wants them around the sink.

      Bonus: Everyones' dirt is their own. His beard stubbles are never in her sink, and whatever she combed out of her hair does not clog his.

    • XTornado@lemmy.ml
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      10 months ago

      I mean if you have only one bathroom helps. And I am gonna guess it also helps with kids.

    • MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml
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      10 months ago

      We use ours all the time. It's nice to not have to wait or navigate around one another when we're both rushing first thing in the morning.