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https://xcancel.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1864310979258937685

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  • kristina [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    The gunman fled, cutting through an alleyway and hopping on to a bicycle, the official told CNN

    Godspeed hope they get away with it

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      unless somebody betrays somebody, I bet they do. cops are a fucking joke against even the most obvious idiots. somebody clever with a simple plan and a normal amount of luck is basically Moriarty.

      • kristina [she/her]
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        1 month ago

        getting on a bike and powering off asap while wearing fairly unidentifiable clothing is gonna make it borderline impossible i think. i doubt itll be just cops working on this though, billionaires will hire a lot of goons to figure this one out